Monday, September 22, 2008


Recently me and my Gf went to a Chilis to dine. This is the 1st time for me going there. Previously i heard that the servings are big in this place coz many foreigners come here to eat. Even when we walked into the restaurant, we can see many foreigners in there dining and some coming in to dine.

The outlet we went to was located in KLCC. The environment was not bad. It had an ambiance of sort of like a bar and also a diner. The 1st thing that i notice when i stepped into the restaurant is the mist and rain that i saw outside the window. As it was raining, the scenery outside was really hazy.The mood was just right as i loved raining weather.Then came the waiter along with the menu.

As usual, looking at a new menu i was puzzled on which item should i order. I was reading the small details on the menu as i didn't know on what the dish contained. My Gf on the other hand was so happy looking at the pictures of the foods and not to mention DESERTS in the menu. She was contemplating on what to order. I liked it when she's smiling like that trying to make up her mind on which to order.

Finally we decided to order the following items



Ok now for the fun part. Chilis have drinks which called bottomless beverages which means you get free refills without needing to order a new one. As you can see i only ordered 1 bottomless drink because my Gf did not want to drink. So when all of the food came, we ate, chatted and laughed. Before we knew it, the time to refill the "bottomless coke" had came. I called the waiter and he gladly helped with my refill.

We continued with our main course and the 2nd time to refill "bottomless coke" had came. So as usual, i asked for another waiter's assistance to help with the refill. And guess what? this time a different waiter choosed to be a 'Wise Guy' by showing me the hand and saying "I am sorry sir, if you are sharing drinks, we do not allow refill. This is our POLICY!!!".For you readers who cant visualize the hand can see the picture below.
Yes u did see the exclamation mark (!!!!) in the waiters statement and he did said it out LOUDLY. OK i get the picture that if you are sharing drinks, you are not allowed for refill. But initially, my GF did not had the intention to have any drinks but when she ate, of course she will need a few sips of water right? Well, thats besides the point. My point is, the waiter could have put it in a nicer manner which will not make the customer feel offended. i mean, you could just told me in a better tone and suggest that i get another bottomless drink so that both of us can have as many refills as we want.

I was so pissed off at him and decided to wage war. i purposely waited for him and called him to order another bottomless apple juice (RM8.95) for my gf so that i can have the refill for my coke. i think he somehow sensed my anger and apologized when he done the refill for us. i heard his apology but somehow, i was still pissed at the humiliation he caused us earlier on. As if i do not have the money to order another serving of drinks.

So me and my gf continued to drink and finish the 3rd cup of bottomless coke and same goes for the apple juice. The food was no longer a matter for me anymore. Even though there are still very little unfinished food, my focus was on the drinks now. This time, the waiter was very observant and he notice that our drinks we nearly finished and immediately came over to offer another refill. i smiled at him and passed the 2 cups to him while saying a big "THANK YOU" to him (sarcastically)

So now was round 4 for the coke and round 3 for the apple juice. And there were still plenty of room in the tummy. While forcing myself to drink down the 4th cup, me and my gf were making jokes and laughing all the way at the waiter action and what will i do to win the war. I told her that i am willing to drink until full tank, go to the washroom and return back to drink the bottomless coke till their machine goes broken. haha..well i know that this statement is just an exaggeration but it was fun.

At a point, we laughed until we could not looked at each other anymore and we had to turn our backs on each other. Imagine the suffering that my stomach had to endure when i was so full with the main course and drinks at the same time still making stupid jokes..Luckily my gf was there to talk me out of it. She even went the extant to pull away both glass coz do not want me to continue drinking. Am glad she did so coz i would had some major upset in the tummy. Soon we called for the bill and guess what? the same waiter who pissed me off came to attend to us and was providing an excellent service. I guess that he got my point that NEVER pissed off a customer. He was lucky that my Gf was there to stop me, coz i was also thinking about filing up the staff survey form and complaining about his attitude.

Anyways, we had to cancel our MOLTEN CHOCOLATE CAKE coz we were both full from the main course and drinks. we shall put it next on our menu if we come back to this place again. and that time, it will only be deserts and more bottomless drinks.

So total cost for all including 5% and 10% is RM74.05. Very worthy indeed considering the large portion of food, nice ambiance and excellent attitude fluctuation waiter may i add.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Prison VS Work

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
Why do i say so? Well consider the following facts then you tell me what you think?

IN PRISON........You get three FREE meals a day.
AT WORK.........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to PAY for it.

IN PRISON........You get time off (Parole) for good behavior.
AT WORK.........You get rewarded with more work (Overtime) for good behavior

IN PRISON........A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.........You must carry around a security card & unlock & open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK..........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK.........You have to share!- huh!

IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK.........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK........They are called supervisors.( .. .. ? )

IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK.........You get fired if you get caught.

I Know Ur Mobile Number

Imagine this...if you were a guy and you saw a interesting woman.You went up to her and started a conversation. Before you know it, time flies and its the time to bid each other goodbye. Then u have this kind of feeling like you would like to know her better. you want to ask her for her number but u are too scared as u may think that she will turn u down and you will lose face.

You were contemplating if you should ask her for her number. You think and think. you know that u do not have much time n the end you end up with nothing..Well, why think so hard? Let me share a formula that you can play with her so that in the end you will still get the number

1st rule that this only applies to mobile numbers with 7 digits which means the front 3 prefix, you need ask her. But u still can do that after u got the 7 digits. You will just need a calculator for this and just follow the following steps.
1) ask her to key-in the first 3 digits of her mobile number into the calculator
(e.g. 016-2150340 key in 215)

2) multiply by 80
3) add 1
4) multiply by 250
5) plus last four digits of phone number
6) plus last four digits of phone number again
7) minus 250
8) divide by 2 at last

Ask her..."Is it your mobile number????"
There u have it. u got her number and you still managed to save your ego just in case she turned you down if you asked directly. Useful tips rite? who came up with the formula must be a smart guy...or could be a girl..

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Illegal Immigrants

Ok, the word pretty much speaks for itself. These people had been the problem of the government, society and the police. Always coming in the country even though they know that they should not be doing this. When they come in to our country without permission, they start to take away job opportunities, commit crimes and also pose a threat to our loved ones.

Why they are here? Is the real reason they are here because to earn some money or otherwise? We always see them being caught and deported back to their country but they always come back.
Lets look at how they smuggle into the country shall we? I have some nice pictures of their top 5 tactics.

Beginning with number 5 ..
at number 4

staying at number 3
our runner up at number 2

and winner IS...

Expand Mathematical Equation

Remember those times when we had to go for maths classes and everything was boring where you usually slept or let your mind wonder throughout the class?

Then comes the moment of truth when everyone must sit for the big "EXAM". So you burned some midnight oil in hopes that you will pass the paper.

But then, there always seems to be a question too hard to solve. What will you do when you encounter this kind of problem? Well just do what Peter did.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Special High Intensity Training

Have you ever attended a program in your company named "Special High Intensity Training"?
It is normally conducted by the "Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs" and some of the activities in the program include "Employee Attitude Training" and "Basic Understanding Lecture List".
This special program is lead and overseen by a "Director of Intensity Programming" who also have a "Head of Training" to conduct all the training and finally "Boss In General" to streamline everything.
Interested in the program? want to know what its all about? Then read the following Memo to find out.

Caller & Operator

You know that there are times that when u call in to a customer service line and the operator doesn't understand what you are talking? You try and try to explain the situation but he or she still doesn't get your point? Frustrating isn't it?

Or lets put it this way. Imagine that you are the operator and you get this kind of customer who calls in and saying things that u don't understand until u think that the customer is a prank caller.

Hard to imagine? Here is a brief conversation between both of them..

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan ( someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee.(sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Before and After Marriage

I am sure many of you know as the saying goes, everything were very sweet when it was dating times. However after marriage, things are not as romantic and sweet as before.

There may be some truth in that statement, but i came across a very interesting method they put it. Maybe i shall share with you all on this. Its just a simple conversation between a couple before and after marriage.

Before marriage.....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.